candidate for the senior positions call for an interview: The employer - in the sent us your resume you have, you know the following programming languages: Basic (VB.NET, QB, VB, TB, VBA), C (QNX, C and C + + for Unix, FreeBSD), as well as C + +, VC + +, C + +. NET, C #. more ideally know and master assemblers following processors I-4004 - IP4, Amiga: (and then in great detail the fine print is list on page 2C). Well, the salary we are paid by agreement, but do not count on the mountain of gold. Most of what can qualify, so it is 250 thousand euros per year Bidder - !?!?!? employer - and not just worth all your time dreaming about a mysterious cabin in the Canaries, we currently can not afford it. The most that we can offer our employees - a 6-room apartment in central Moscow, with the release of the windows on the Red Square. Contender - trying not to fall into panic state and behave appropriately. The employer - and not have to think that if your boss travels a handsome Porsche, you'll get a similar device. Your maximum - a BMW Z8. Contender - (could not stand with trembling hands) He's lying! employer - (quietly and decorum) You started it.
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