A businessman from hot Africa

I propose a sketch of the life of a customs firsthand (it was so earnest). Hence, work is under way, the customs officer looking for the worst offenders, with particular fervor, and sees that landed at the airport businessman in Africa, feeling prompted a Customs officer that the African can be a good uncle to earn extra money. Intuition had not deceived him. Uncle with a hundred palm trunks - an entire commercial quantities. The customs officer had already greedily rubbing his hands, and guest, as if nothing had happened, confidently and calmly approaches the front desk. Starts the conversation. Customs Officer: "What have you on board?". A guest from Africa: "banana." - How much and for what purpose? - One hundred trees. - Ooh!, In an amount only for the purpose of commerce, and therefore you need to claim the additional cost! - Not at all, you do not pay me for that! "- Well, how is it? You have one hundred trees, please pay the fine! - I have a bill of lading is there all right - said the African guest! - Present - I say. - Please, that's our overhead, - says a guest and gave me the documents, and below in black and white - "One palm grove! Here is such a businessman!