There comes a company director to chief accountant and began his story with which he wants to invite a woman to dinner: - Good day Catherine Filimonovna! - Good, Nikolai Ivanovich! - Catherine Filimonovna, you are my debit balance, let's get together with you pouchastvuem the consolidated financial statements this evening, at about 20.00? Complete autonomy of enterprises and the gross income guarantee. Administrative costs and other operating expenses take on its balance sheet. - Nikolai Ivanovich, you do not cheat, I know you. You will receive a pair of investments, so immediately begin to dominate its essence over my forms and it's something with your fixed assets. Yet what good lease ends. I am an honest man, however, as a woman too. I already have an ongoing commitment. You understand that the home I have my own capital, and I still need to make purchases, capital hungry and angry. Today did not work, let's meet the next reporting period. Director sighed with regret and thought to myself - sorry, this retained profit is lost! At this time, an accountant is already in your head makes the calculation of how much profit it needs to bring this translation.
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