Tale of the Tsar - tupiytsu and about the crisis - bloodsucker!

Creepy unvarnished crisis has come to us, what should we do want? That's about it and the story There is a story alone, though it is old, but still relevant, I will tell you everything in full .. Lived when - then in the old, in the State of the Emperor, he was like a complete mediocrity, in general, bleary-eyed king. He lived quietly, not knowing the troubles, and neighbors are not abusing, just entomu king was still on the lights. Then one day he woke up, cold-water plunge, Otrygnulsya, matyuknulsya on dog snapped and thought - "What the garbage, it's me or not the State that directed what is happening in it - I do not know!" And he decided at the same moment all know - which reached when its board, to know that the market-how much, how native people live not torment eh hemorrhoids? In general, all decided to find out ... he should not have muddied it turned out, the state has long crisis came to work and have no place, the people of the last drunk! Throughout drunkenness and ruin, and such bad luck, and turned in the treasury, there is not coins. The king is not for nothing was blunt, once the country's depravity reigned, he is in politics are not groped, City Council would never hovered. Only drank himself so eat, but at the window gazing. Well, here it is ... the king has decided to consider this idea and gave that laugh all at once: "We must defeat the crisis! Get it and drown! Or is it better for the sake of his head cut. "Only where there is the head that cut long overdue? The fact that the crisis is headless, knows even kids. People first laughed at the thought of this, and then huffed and stormed into the palace chambers - the king The king sits, could not understand, you stupid, but still worried Thinking what you inside ... And then the crowd ... at times two or three King grabbed and twisted and, after his head chopped down. This was a sad end ... And everything could be different, Now if that royal crown went to another person. Face such that b it cares about the state, would not sipped wine, bathing in the luxury and power! Then people used the king he loved, and the crisis would be any prime.