Credit parole

Client comes to the bank to get credit for opening their own business. His welcome at the girl who worked as a consultant on loans, she invites him to sit down. A young man asks the first condition, and asked them to read: "Your bank makes loans on parole?". At that the girl he replied: "Of course, only for us to start with you should draw up the documents and sign the contract." The young man gives your documents a girl and continues to discussion: "I am if I do not return the money?". The girl replied: "You will be ashamed before God, when will appear. At this time, she sends the client a copy of the documents and asks him to reassure them: "Write for a true copy and a caption. Customer's continued inane conversation: "When it will still be - to appear before the Almighty", the answer bank employee: "Well, if you do not return the fifth, sixth, appear." They laugh together, she picks up a copy of passport client, and her words "true copy AND SIGNATURE"!