Million from her grandmother in succession

My grandmother loved to argue with the money, and that it pretty well. Thanks to my grandmother's passion, I became a millionaire. Here is one story that my grandmother told me before his death: "I was in Switzerland, come to the bank and ask how are you have a million to an account set, dear girl holds me to the director of the bank, with whom I started sweet talking. Naturally Director elicited from me, where I have so much money. I am not concealing his answer, saying, I love to argue with the money, so they've always have. Want with you on this million bet the director jokingly agrees and asks, and what we are going to argue. An old lady: "I bet that tomorrow, at 12.00, your eggs will be square." Banker readily agrees, because he really understands that this is impossible. The next day the grandmother in support of the businessman comes to the bank's office banker, and said that this young man accompanies her. The banker said that his balls have not changed shape, and now my grandma has him millions. She says that the word does not believe him, so should try his own hand. Banker takes off his pants, and my grandmother begins to try ... the accompanying person begins to bang his head against the wall, and the banker asks in amazement: "What's wrong with him?". The grandmother replied: "I am with him for 5 million bet that the banker will take for the eggs!".