Sunday, July 31, 2011

Anecdote about a consultant

Picture this: the mountains, alpine meadows, the sun, great weather, a shepherd herding a flock of sheep. And suddenly heard the noise of helicopter. And really - how not undertake, there is a helicopter lands, it comes from a gentleman - formal suit and tie ... suited to shepherd and says: - Hello. I have to offer you this: in five minutes I'll tell you how much you have in a flock of sheep and if I'm right - I'll pick up a sheep? - Suitable - answers the shepherd. A gentleman opens a laptop, deploys the antenna is adjusted to the satellite obtains a snapshot of the territory from space, according to animal legs, divide by four, and said: - You have a flock of 1,022 sheep. Right? - Right. - Then, according to our agreement, I will take one sheep. - Well, zabiray.i if I'm right - I will take, what you have me arrested? - Ho ... Oh, well. Gentleman takes posited, sits in a helicopter. But then it turns to the shepherd: - Dear, I have for you a counteroffer: I'll tell you who you are! - You - the consultant. - How did you guess? - For several reasons: First, you came when you did not call anybody, and secondly, they said a thing and so I know, well, and, thirdly, you damn volokete not in the domain, because it took my dog .

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